Before Ernest ever exclaimed “Hey Vern!”, Jim Varney was already commanding attention as Sgt. Glory. In this next batch of rare 1970s Purity Dairy commercials, Jim Varney’s Sgt. Glory returns on a mission—delivering honor, discipline, and just the right dose of absurdity to the dairy aisle. With his trademark intensity, he hands out medals to standout employees, gives a no-nonsense pep talk to the cows, and even hypnotizes viewers into craving orange juice from concentrate. Varney’s performance