One comedy show is traveling the country in search of the best joke writer in every city. One Liner Madness puts comics head-to-head in a bracket-style, single-elimination, one-liner joke contest.

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And while we don't pretend to have the comedy skills of our dads (they truly are the best at these, after all), we still reckon we've got it in us to come up with a few cracking one liners.

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And on top of those insane stunts and bonkers action sequences, “Arnie” has also given us some memorable one-liners. Here are some of the best lines that people still quote all the time ...