In his lawsuit, Chaz Stevens said Satanology promotes "religious plurality, secularism and the separation of church and state ...
Topline: Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) released his 10th annual “Festivus” report on Dec. 23, cataloging just over $1 trillion wasted by the federal government in 2024. Modeled after the “Wastebook” once ...
Gather round the Festivus pole! To paraphrase the impeccable Frank Costanza, ‘I got a lotta problems with you phones, and now you're going to hear about it!’ While I’m sure there will be ...
the Festivus pole, and, of course, the feats of strength daring anyone to test whether they have the grip strength of a golden eagle. Despite sunny skies and temperatures in the mid-50s ...
Now for the “feats of strength, Joe should carry the Festivus pole with him as a symbol of his half century in government. So Happy Festivus Joe Biden. Ralph Miller Will Ralph Miller ever learn ...
Hopefully, Kamala Harris’ failed presidential campaign won’t dampen her fond recollection of celebrating Kwanzaa as a little girl, sitting around the Festivus pole with the whole family.
It is time for everyone to celebrate Festivus, an alternate Christmas holiday that was first observed on-screen by the Costanza family in the Seinfeld universe. It is time for everyone to ...
You also want to look for a "very high strength-to-weight ratio" in your Festivus pole. Gather for the airing of grievances. Get the family together around the table "and tell them all the ways ...
5️⃣ Bah, humbug! Go ahead, put up your Festivus pole and air your grievances. The day that gained fame thanks to “Seinfeld” is for everyone who finds holiday cheer hard to come by.
For those wanting to get really into the letter of the Festivus law, the pole and grievances are followed by an attempt to pin down literally everyone around you. It could be cathartic to wrestle ...